BotCon is this weekend. And Providence isn't even that far away.

I haven't been able to watch the local news for years.

It's the two-anchor format. Sure, there's the banter and all that, but when one of the anchors was reading the news, I made the mistake of looking at the other one. The one that's just sitting there, smiling, nodding, and trying valiantly to look interested. Like an automaton. Creepy.