This morning, I almost tried to gargle with after shave. An understandable mistake, really, considering that they're both blue liquids, probably with some non-potable alcohol in them.

I stood there for a moment and thought about it, and concluded that while after shave probably gives decent results if you're looking for that menthol breath (and do not swallow any), it's ruled out because I've long worried that I'm slowly drinking my mouthwash, and I'm pretty sure you have to call poison control if you swallow after shave.

Using mouthwash as an after shave, despite being way cheaper and leaving your face all minty fresh, probably isn't a very good idea, either.

But it can't hurt to try, can it?